babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert, via hellyeskickedinthefacebybatman)

harm-set-harm-get:

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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greaserghoul:

literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

especially on kitchen nightmares, when those people are charging too much for their service/food, and not taking care of their food, putting the customers in danger.

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via hellyeskickedinthefacebybatman)

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

(via sarahqteifan)

tastefullyoffensive:

Well, I’m convinced. (spotted at Neighborhood Cafe in St. Paul, MN) [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Well, I’m convinced. (spotted at Neighborhood Cafe in St. Paul, MN) [x]

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go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

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will u ever be proud of me mom

(Source: stardust-to-dust, via hellyeskickedinthefacebybatman)